Well, what have we here? A remote control? How interesting!
I'll take that, please.
Why can't I reach it now?
I need the remote! Mine!
It's right there. I can still get it.
Do not try to appease me with this old remote to a TV
that we don't even have in this house anymore! I was not
Seriously, how can they tell whether a remote is functional or not? In any case, the dress has been duly recorded for posterity, and I don't think Iris was too traumatized. Drama queen.